What do you look for, when seeking to book a playdate? Long legs? Bald head? Big boobs? Perhaps a pancake butt? Hairy armpits? Black hair and blue eyes maybe? Whatever it may be, we all have our preferences, kinks, requirements and turn offs. Here are just a few of mine below.

LIKES:
• GREAT Personal Hygiene - REQUIRED
• Intelligence
• Confidence
• Respectful
• Well-Groomed
• Be Faaar NORTH of the Ugly Border
• Smell like HEAVENLY NECTAR
• SUFFICIENT Funds - Moula, Diñero, Money, Pengar

Dislikes:
• POOR Personal Hygiene
• Assholes
• Dirtbags
• Cheap-Asses
• Disrespectful
• Stupidity
• Childish Games
• Girlfriend Chasers
• Bait & Switch
• Dirty Balls
• Smelly Balls
• Filthy Ass
• Foul Breath
• Smelly Armpits
• Raw Onion Breath

Hahah … okay, enough of that! These lists can go on for miles. I think you get the point, boys. My skin is naturally baby soft. I smell like a goddess covered in fresh shaved Grenadian cocoa beans and New Jersey honeysuckle blooms. My home, my supplies and I are fresh, clean and sanitized REGULARLY. This playful darling shoots straight and she PLAYS CLEAN! I expect no less than the same.

Chat soon and be safe, folks! xOx

Your’s Truly,

— CJ